Does What A Spider Can

commandercheyanneshepard:

so let me get this straight (lol)
you’d be with me if i had a penis
but because i don’t
you won’t date me
but the fact that we’re two totally different species means nothing to you

Well…yeah. That’s how it works in real life too. Tali likes the ‘Emergency Induction Port’. Some people are JUST straight, despite what tumblr seems to believe.
And both species have enough similar sexual characteristics to where it’s not a leap in logic to assume they can find one another attractive sexually.

so let me get this straight (lol)

you’d be with me if i had a penis

but because i don’t

you won’t date me

but the fact that we’re two totally different species means nothing to you

Well…yeah. That’s how it works in real life too. Tali likes the ‘Emergency Induction Port’. Some people are JUST straight, despite what tumblr seems to believe.

And both species have enough similar sexual characteristics to where it’s not a leap in logic to assume they can find one another attractive sexually.

(Source: ask-cheyanneshepard)

2 days ago
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Shepard: Hey, I just met you

Shepard: And this is crazy

Shepard: But Repear's are trying to destroy the galaxy

Shepard: So join me maybe?

1 week ago
9

barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”